I am done talking to you, listening to you, putting up with your deep voice, big adam’s apple, annoying pokes, kicking of my desk, and stealing of my pencil boxes. I am just done being your pb and your friend. Last year, you said that I was one of your closest friends. Then why do not you act like it? Why do you always make fun of me? Why do you always annoy me? Why do you always seem like you are embarrassed of my weird antics and questions. Why oh why did you say that I suck? That I am full of shit? We’re done. Our friendship is officially over. I want nothing to do with you and you want nothing to do with me. Right? Then why do you keep acting like nothing is wrong? Cannot you tell that I am mad at you? That I do not want to see, hear, or talk to you anymore? You are the one that first called it quits. I admit that I am partially sad that I will not have any other guy friend to tell my secrets to, but I have had it enough with you. People have always thought of you as annoying, but up until now, I have put up with it-looked passed it-because you were my friend. But friends do not call each other full of shit. So in a way, I am happy that we are no longer friends. Goodbye.